Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Primordial pre-universe god-things of chaos and destruction who decide they want the universe back from that thieving young upstart Jehova."

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I want my brother back
• They who monitor the Internet
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Letters From a Young Contrarian
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who wants trident?
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Small gifts from the universe
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• I want my Forest of Eriador back please
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• Who gets to decide?
• My escape plan from a dying universe
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Bringing them back from the dead
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• From five to death and back
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Who is the Center of the Hollywood Universe?
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Who wants a down vote
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Step Back from the Beach a Moment
• Invocation to bring back fled noders from history
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Who's watching the fools that are watching your back?
• They Flee From Me
• There was a young woman from Leeds
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Human progress is the movement from simple, overt and localized methods of destruction to methods intricate, invisible and pervasive
• Girls Who Bite Back
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• from a parallel universe
• Freedom From Want
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• People want what they cannot have
• play dumb
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• To those who know who they are
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Party while the Universe is young!
• I want to destroy the universe
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They Don't Want Me
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa and back (category)
• Back From the Dead
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• I don't want to go back to work
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• The dog who would not back off
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• What I want from life
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Child who came from an Egg
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• cat haters
• They want me for a focus group!
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Live Era '87-'93
• Essays From Our Universe Experiencing Itself
• "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Who are "they" anyway?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary

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