Findings:

• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Kids have no concept of time
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Computers have no sense of time
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How the mighty have fallen
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Sex with a chicken
• How it's Going to Be
• How we have grown apart
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have no hair
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Hey, how's it going?
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Heart, have no pity
• I have too much to say
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How long have you known?
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I have no complaint
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Californians have no soul
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• In the time you have
• How to have an out of body experience
• You have no power over me
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You, standing
• Long Haired Preachers
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• No, I don't have channel 11
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Collision avoidance technique
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• This time, this isn’t going to pass
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have no faith in your God
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I have no browser and I must node!
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• You have no socially redeeming value
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Atheists have no support group
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Sex in a small car
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have no memory of my Mother
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How to "Have People"
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• They have no bones.
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• You have to keep loving
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages

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