Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- we'll get there
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Get a communications degree and we'll talk
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- It doesn't get any better than this
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The Get Well Soon
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Getting free computer parts
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- get well card
- Gravity really gets me down
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- computer screen
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Get Well Soup
- Howard, this is really doing well!
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- What a computer does well
- Get a real computer!
- But my computer really IS possessed
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- across a wider table
- Across
- across the board
- Down, not across
- No Hands Across America
- leverage goats across all platforms
- Mongol Rampage across Asia
- Your veil across the stars
- On a Tree Fallen Across the Road
- A civil kiss across a thousand miles
- walking across hot coals
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- A plane scraped its belly across a sooty yellow moon
- From across a crowded room
- tolchocked across the glazzies
- Madman Across the Water
- Across the street from the karaoke bar
- The gritty, solitary beauty of riding a bike across the 59th St. bridge at dawn
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Across This Antheap
- Bridge Across the Water
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- across variable
- Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
- Across the pond
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- Across the Nightingale Floor
- Person across two chair backs skit
- I release the wheel as my car careens across the wide expanse of snow, heading for certain and untimely death
- Across a Wire
- Stolen moments of infinite justice laughing across the arboretum
- Across 110th Street
- Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
- Across the River and into the Trees
- legs spread out across the reservation
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
- walking a coin across the back of your hand
- Across The Universe
- I peer across a chasm and you peer back
- And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
- Endless crunching across a plain of pristine brilliance
- A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
- The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
- Every saccade the illusion of white breaks down, rainbow streaks across my retina
- Aging across the Star Trek sequels
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- Across the Great Barrier
- in a sexy, sequined dress, lying across the piano
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Bloody Footprints Across the Bridge of Broken Glass
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Journey Across the Hidden Islands
- computer science
- computer
- Apple Computer
- computer graphics
- computer telephony
- OK Computer
- Paint your computer
- computer industry
- Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
- organic computer vision
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Paint your computer's monitor
- Computer Gallery
- computer go
- Computer Engineering
- computer chip
- Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution
- Royal McBee Computer Corp.
- computer networking
- Computer nerd
- Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs
- Your neighborhood Asian computer store
- wearable computer
- Cannot turn off your computer
- computer lab
- Computer Science House
- The Art of Computer Programming
- Computer Architecture
- It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
- Computer program
- computer-generated poetry
- The first truth-value logic computer
- Nintendo Family Computer
- Computer And Video Games : 3D Accelerators
- I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
- talk to me not the computer
- display computers
- Apple Confidential: The Real Story of Apple, Computer, Inc.
- Computer Possession!
- Dating your computer
- The difficulties of a modular computer
- Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986
- computer model
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- The very first computer bug
- The Computer Is Your Friend
- computer system
- How to recycle a computer properly
- Guide to cheating in computer games
- dumpster diving for computers
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Small Computer System Interface
- This is my computer
- computer illiterate
- Sexual reproduction of computer code
- computer confetti
- Computer crash
- Computer cryptography
- Naming Windows computers
- Cosmos Computer Music
- computer illiteracy
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Computers are holding me hostage
- computer humor
- Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
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