Findings:
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Burning textbooks and then selling them back
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Signs must be loud
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Welcome back into the river
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- TV can be a good thing
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- This poem can be put off no longer
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Any song can be a love song
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- The here of back then
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- No one can be totally logical
- Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Valour can be brown
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- It can be cold in the dark
- I must die or be better
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- You'll Be Back
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
- Welcome Back, Potter
- Welcome Back, Kotter
- Be a model or just look like one
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- I'll never be the other woman
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- back and bat at as hell
- murder can be fun
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Goops and How to be Them
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I'll be back
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How to win back your soul in hell
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- Welcome back! (e2poll)
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- Get back to me
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Bringing them back from the dead
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Can we still be friends?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Children can be cruel
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- Exes can be good things
- University students can be really stupid
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- lost, or trying to be
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- To be or not to be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Welcome Back
- There can be only one
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
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