Findings:
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- please let me in (user)
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Calgon, take me away
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Please God, make me a stone.
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- Take me from home
- please forgive me (user)
- Please stop annoying me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Take On Me
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- take me to your mystics
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- take me away
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Take Me As I Am
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- Take me to the bridge
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- listen()
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- will you take me with you when you go?
- Please Please Me
- Take my wife, please!
- Come on Take Me for a Ride
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please Kill Me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Take it from me
- Give me a moment, please
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Take Me Down to the Infirmary
- Take me to your leader
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Please, Call me Honky
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Can You Take Me Back
- Take Me Back to Tech
- Take Me Down
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Someone please kill me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- let me speak please (user)
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Please take a number
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Please help me!
- If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- Left instead of right
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Why not choose the Titanic instead?
- For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
- Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- treating the symptom instead of the cause
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- how do we take it all back?
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- What, me worry?
- England Made Me
- The shape of me and other stuff
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- why me?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- talk to me not the computer
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- away from me
- Farm auctions rip me in half
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Society made me what I am
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
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