Findings:
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- will happen, happening, happened
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- The next life will be better
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- i just knew i'd find you here
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Why is this dark foggy swamp full of Cosmo magazines? What horrible thing happened here?
- more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- They will not be named!
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- I could have been one of a two
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- No one can be in two places at once
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- It Can't Happen Here
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- The Big Bang happened here
- I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
- I just work here
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- What's going to happen next?
- Just one more
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Rebeca Martinez
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Two lost souls trying to find each other
- Give one the works
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- It Happened One Night
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- No one belongs here more than you.
- "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
- Every lifetime happens just once.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- One Node to Rule Them All
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- It will never be just you
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- There will be no more stories to read
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- one thing just tears him down
- Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
- Just because it happened to you
- This will never happen
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- Find me and I will give you the answer
- give me one night to show the savage
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Be a model or just look like one
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Accidents will happen
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- My RPG will be a work of art
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