Findings:
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- What if the world were flat?
- It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
- Music was better in the old days
- The World Was Wide Enough
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- some say he was never here at all
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- There was a time when I was a better person
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- Dumb laws
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- for a moment the whole world was beautiful
- The Day the World was about to End
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Wondered what the point of all of that was
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- It was better before they came
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- The world was designed for giant squid
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- The world was black and white
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- Before the World was Made
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- All you ever did was let it happen
- more sure of all I thought was true
- All he left her was alone
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- All I wanted was a Pepsi
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- all it cost him was a Penny
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- I remember when all this was trees
- I was a homeless bum
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- My hacked iPhone was better
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- His version was better
- Last year was always better
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It Was an Ancient Place, and a Holy Place
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Madmen have a world all their own
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
- Vancouver, Washington
- The Walrus was Paul
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- the promise of impending death is all around this place
- Bugger this: I want a better world
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- The world is not a terrible place
- Kilroy was here
- the seven hills of Rome
- Descartes was wrong
- dreaming about my place in the world
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- World of Warcraft Slang: Places and Travel
- forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
- hugs and kisses in all the right places
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- A Better Place, A Better Time
- How to make everything2 a better place
- was
- Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
- The world's an imperfect place
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- No shit, there I was
- Was (Not Was)
- don't spend it all in one place
- wa
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Ugliest place in the world
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- 'T was
- Trompe
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- Why, of all places, Wal-Mart?
- a small black bag containing all secret places
- The world is all that is the case
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
- Indifferent to all the treasures of the world
- Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
- show me what the world is all about
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
- we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- A better place
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Toilet Humor
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Church of All Worlds
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The World's Most Dangerous Places
- the world really is a dope place to live in
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
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