Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• painting stars that have come to be
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't Be Afraid
• Rebeca Martinez
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• There Must Be Someone
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• There need to be more powers
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Come. And be my baby
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There is some place I need to be
• Be a problematic duck over there
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Let there be another next time
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• you had to be there
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Two Shall Be Born
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I don't want to be alone
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• There can be only one
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Who Will Be There
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Where's the kaboom?
• The end will be a sellout
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Some things that fly there be
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There are times when they seem to be right
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Be there or be square
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will never be another you
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• don't be absurd (user)
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• There will be no more stories to read
• No one can be in two places at once
• there will be a last
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't be sad
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• all the cute guys will be there
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements

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