Findings:
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- We're one, but we're not the same
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- The one song I can't stand listening to
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- A better model than the one at data general
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- One Night I Think
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Examples for Bad Hollywood Twists
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- why I think I can't do anything
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Two heads are better than one
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
- Two Bad Ones
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- BQN: But, one for all?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- I think this hurts. I can't tell.
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- All Hands on the Bad One
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- It's not as bad as you think
- but you wanna be bad
- Treatment of corporations
- Rebeca Martinez
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- sex sells, but obsession sells better
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- dumber but better
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I think I will break but I mend
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- bad cat
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- bad juju
- Bad Taste
- bad sprite programming
- Bad command or file name
- My bad
- bad guy
- Bad lands
- bad conscience
- Bad Idea Jeans
- bad bookstore
- bad memories car
- It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
- Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
- bad theology
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Bad Boy Bill
- Napster BAD!
- The Tale of Two Bad Mice
- The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
- Good idea, Bad idea
- A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- Bad Astronaut
- Why capital punishment is a bad idea
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- the bad conductor joke
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- bad password
- Bad kisser
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