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• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Starving in the greenhouse
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• May the Fourth be with you
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You can, but you may not
• may your fruit be like you
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• may you be granted a purple robe
• May the Force be with you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Hot pursuit
• may their names be sung forever
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Be that as it may
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• My life may no longer be my own
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• and the world may be long for you
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• On the comet there will be much pie
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• I may not be unbreakable
• Fishing may be painful
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• gods we may be
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Animals which may be immortal
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Much like what music wants to be
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Rebeca Martinez
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• but you wanna be bad
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I'm with the band
• band camp
• Magic Carpet Ride (Fatboy Slim Latin Ska Acid Breakbeat Mix)
• Jazz Big Band

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