Findings:

• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• instead
• Living together instead of marriage
• Salt instead of sugar
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Using Superglue Instead of Suture
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Left instead of right
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Why not choose the Titanic instead?
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
• see similarities instead of differences
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Instead of exercise
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• focus on people instead of ideas
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• what great hubris, to choose only one instead of everything
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• just kidding
• just friends
• Just
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Just being quiet and close
• Can we all just get along?
• Just say no to TV
• Just another perl hacker
• Just the facts, ma'am
• Just for the hell of it
• To the world you're just one person
• Just Say No
• I just want to be friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• This is Just to Say
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just call me fluffy
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• we just can't give 'em away!
• 'just woke up' voice
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• It's just not cricket
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• Comics are not just for children
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Just Wrong
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just So Stories
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'm just a bill
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• We're all doing just fine
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• it's just one of those nights..
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Be a model or just look like one
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• All we need is just to be
• just plain wrong
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Just before you make that next move...
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• And then I will just slip away
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• it's just as true as the news
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• just a night
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• a just cause
• Just friends syndrome
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• Just A Touch
• just a phase
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I just work here
• Just Like Heaven
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Let's just be friends
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• economics is just a tool
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution

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