Findings:
- How to get hit by a car
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- You will get yours
- Get it up
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Sewn up by frost
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Ken Lay
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- You're All I Need to Get By
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Journeys by DJ: Coldcut
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquĆ
- Fucked up ways to die
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- How to get your stuff voted up
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Everybody Get Up
- five will get you ten
- Get fucked, asshole!
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- The bomber will always get through
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Styles of Radical Will
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Fucked by the woman of your dreams
- Eating only rice to get by
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Our children will judge us by our memes
- Get the fuck out of my office
- fuck up
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Looking up a word by its definition
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- People have fucked up before
- You Fucked Up!
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Fucked Up
- fucked up criteria (user)
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- 15 will get you 20
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- The Get Up Kids
- Jack Gets Up
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- Get Up and Bar the Door
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- It will get better
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- We get tangled up like wires
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Life will get easier
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
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