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• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
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• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
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• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
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• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• The one thing Superman was bad at
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• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
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• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• something my Torts professor said before we left class
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Two Bad Ones
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• All i need is something to hold on to.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You can’t study something you fear.
• All Hands on the Bad One
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.2 Classes are instances too
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• just one second hold (user)
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Pie weights
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• but you wanna be bad
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• We're one, but we're not the same
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Love cookies
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• A reason to drink
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?

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