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• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He speaks so well!
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• making certain he was touching her
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He Was Only Joking
• That's Just How He Was
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I was doing so well.
• Time/Bank
• He was found
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Time is a river without banks
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I married him because he was not mean
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• At least he was gentle
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• he may lasso a unicorn
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• some say he was never here at all
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I remember, there was one
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• One hour there was sunlight
• he was a punk poet himself
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• There was no one waiting for me...
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Bank One
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• So, he's leaving
• More than he was willing to give
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and she are one
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He Was a Crook
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• And yet he continues to sit there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• All he left her was alone
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• What's he building in there?

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