Findings:
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Take Me As I Am
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- When I am King
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- I look better when I am wet
- Please stop annoying me
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I am blind when I want to be
- I am most faithless when I most am true.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please Kill Me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- It will be good when I am leader
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Please Don't Bury Me
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Society made me what I am
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- When I am dead, my dearest
- When am I an adult?
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Going by the script when talking to people
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Give me a moment, please
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Pleased to Meet Me
- when strangers tell me to smile
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- please forgive me (user)
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- When your presents give me hives
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Please, Call me Honky
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please help me!
- Look at me, I am moving on
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I am going to die
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- When I am stronger than now
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- When I am an old woman
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Since when am I a size 6?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am going to demolish your skeleton
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When are you going to stop running?
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- listen()
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Someone please kill me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please Please Me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- When I am an old man
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