Findings:
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When life gives you shit
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When life gives you demons...
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- When life changes forever
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- Things that give our life meaning
- Things that give life meaning
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- When the Pope says shit
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- Stoned music memories
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- When your presents give me hives
- Thinking only makes life complicated
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- When Life Agrees With Us
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I know, let's give shit away
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- When aloneness makes a fist
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
- How do you make a life matter?
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- How to make breasts give milk
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- you breathe when your body makes you
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When I tighten you, you make the noise
- When or Not, Make it Great
- Make shit up
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- When the shit hits the fan
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Piero Manzoni
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- The Great Interrupted Fertilizer Run
- give head
- Give me a break!
- Gives
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- Give one a bit
- Give one a cuff
- Give one a stab
- Give one the blanket
- Give All to Love
- Give equal rights to gays
- Give it the old college try
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Just give him the damned fish
- Give a man a fish
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- How to give a blowjob
- Give Me Louisiana
- How to give your man a good backrub
- Don't Give Me Names
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- What I wouldn't give for a pit full of lions
- Give Me the Brain
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Give me a moment, please
- It gives a clear and present light
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- The things we give away
- I don't give a toss
- Give Me Your Children
- talking can only give you away
- Give yourself up
- More than he was willing to give
- Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- And What You Give Is What You Get
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- Give in to flirtation
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- Give Us A Clue
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Something's Gotta Give
- give out
- Give me back my bike!
- Give My Regards to Broadway
- Never Give an Inch
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
- Give Me Leave to Rail at You
- Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Give me my long sword, ho!
- No government can ever give you freedom
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- Men can't give directions
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- Give us beautiful symphonies telling us terrible things
- The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
- War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning
- Don't give up your day job
- gives (user)
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
- give me one night to show the savage
- Give As You Earn
- Dont Give Names (user)
- How to give thanks for an early winter
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- i give up1918 (user)
- I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- Give me something worth reading
- Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
- Give your best lines away
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