Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed (e2poll)
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Life Grows Back
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When the jungle took the city back
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Like the Back of My Hand
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• walking a coin across the back of your hand
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Take life by the hand
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Here's to the dream on the back of your hand
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When life gives you demons...
• These are the days when birds come back
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Stoned music memories
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When Life Agrees With Us
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• When life changes forever
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When life gives you shit
• Back when our blood was still warm
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• Back in the day
• back
• Back Bay
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Back to the Future II
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• On Our Backs
• back door
• bad back
• Backs
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Go back for seconds
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Take Back the Night
• Back assward
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Amidala Got Back
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Back to Reality
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• the small of her back
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back
• Back burner
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The back of beyond
• come back
• Red Back spider
• Look Back
• My dog is back!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Turn Back the Tide
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Welcome Back
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Back By Popular Demand
• Give me back my bike!
• back up
• To Riverdale and Back Again

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