Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Stoned music memories
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why dogs eat grass
- Rape committed by women
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- People don't flail when they die
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Where I go when I masturbate
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Don't shit where you eat
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Where do we go from here?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Craving a smoke
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
- Where do babies come from?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Where do you want to go today?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- How do you get there?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- What do stars do? They shine.
- Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- What guys do with their penis
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- B Battery
- Where do you consider Home?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- Do you know where your children are?
- Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
- Dogs, do you want to live forever?
- The goggles, they do nothing
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- What to do if a small dog attacks you
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- My kisses, they do not fade
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Where the stars do drown
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- What dogs do to dead fish
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Where do you draw the line?
- Do not eat
- Why dogs roll in stinky things
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Do muskrats eat ducks?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Why do you want to get married?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What I want from life
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- Where do I begin?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- What to do when your car breaks down
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- Don't do that then!
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
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