Findings:
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- An American in Tours
- Top three level iterations of Glowing Fish's Rule 34 application to Gilligan's Island
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Bad or missing command interpreter
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- The Three Levies That Departed From This Island
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- This was not my going away party
- I'm going to Disneyland
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- from bad to worse
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Disabling the clicking sound from Internet Explorer
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- only then will we be safe from each other
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- this is how i'm going to die.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Why burning your Harvard law degree is probably a bad idea
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- Steady Sounds from the Underground
- Are we in good news or bad news territory here
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- When she was bad
- not running from, but going to
- Bad command or file name
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- I'm From New Jersey
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
- Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Three from the exclusion zone
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- i'm flying from a fire
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I was going to marry Marty
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Outcomes of World War II
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- there are no good or bad people
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- The only true freedom is freedom from the heart's desires
- Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- This is probably a bad thing.
- From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- View from the top
- From the Top
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Wok with Chan, Cooking Wisdom from Three Generations
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Not from the head
- Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- I got it from Agnes
- Muesli Is As Bad As It Sounds
- Sounds from the Underbrowned
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
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