Findings:
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- How to "Have People"
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to find something which has been lost
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- It could have been me
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I could have been Canadian
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- you would have been
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- I've Never Been to Me
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- citizen's arrest
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Accidental Culprits: The Arrested Works of Helmut Mutt
- The path we have been walking
- What Might Have Been
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- Names have been changed
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The way things have always been done
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Ask Me Why
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Ask me about Loom
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't ask don't tell
- you have never been safe
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- They had been expecting me
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- I have just been shot
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Have you been a dad today?
- Could I Have Been?
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- I have always been burning
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- And All That Could Have Been
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- let me ask (user)
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- AES may have been broken
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I could have been one of a two
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Ask Me Anything
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- I asked her not to forget me
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Movies that should have been books first
- Don't ask
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- I appear to have been misinformed
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