Findings:

• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where I go when I masturbate
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Do not look into laser with remaining eye
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• close your eyes
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• What to do when your brakes fail
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Walking with closed eyes
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do's Intro: Our Purpose - The Simple Bottom Line
• Our work and why we do it
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when your husband comes home
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Close your eyes, hold your breath and jump
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Passing through the barrier of our eyes
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• Back when our blood was still warm
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• When our word was iron
• when still her eyes held water
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• close/open my open/closed eyes
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Eyes do more than see
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• What do you see when you look up?
• Eye contact at a distance
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• His Eyes Are Closed
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Our eyes reflect the light of dead suns
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When the eye of day is shut
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Just being quiet and close
• closed Sundays
• closed
• close call
• close range
• closed orbit
• closed system
• Closed for Remodeling
• closed under
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• close() and shutdown()
• Del Close
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• at the thought of being close to you..
• Close the World, Open the nExt
• closed interval
• Close To Home
• I wish I were close
• Close your eyes...and go back
• fail closed
• close packed structure
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• close quarters
• Close (to the edit)
• Closed List
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Cartesian Closed Category
• close at hand
• closed class
• So Close
• Open and closed questions
• Close, but no cigar
• close ratio

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