Findings:

• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I can do shit with my legs
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• When water chokes you
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Money can buy happiness
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• If you can say something nice, do
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• How much more can we bear?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Do what you can as you do
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How much money do you make?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Can I have a light?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Something I Can Never Have
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Why males have nipples
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Things to do when technology gets here
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Do you use money in the Philippines?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What loneliness can do to you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• The Library Book
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Piero Manzoni
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• old books can tell more than one story
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Know How, Can Do
• You can do anything
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• I can do it myself
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• I can do much better than this
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• There is something we can do
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• All I can do
• When can it end?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize

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