Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- Just to see what it would be like
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- What it's like to have a community
- painting stars that have come to be
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
- it's God's work to have us fail
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- What is it like to have a soul?
- dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I have just been shot
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- What it's like to have cancer
- Innocent, just like OJ!
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- o come let us adore him
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You'll come to a sticky end
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
- What pornos would have us believe
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I just don't know when to quit.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Sometimes it is just good to know
- Just like tomato soup
- Just Like Heaven
- Be a model or just look like one
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- If they come for us
- One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- painting stars that have not come to be
- Come with us
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I know I have been dreaming
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Art has an actual purpose
- Have you ever made a just man?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- For God's sake, just have another election
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- just to have some human contact
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand!
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I would like to have emotions
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- things you wouldn't have believed
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- O Come, Loud Anthems Let Us Sing
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- We Have Come For Your Parents
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
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