Findings:
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- Somewhere or Other
- Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- The channels switch, but it's all television.
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Seven words you can never say on television
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- trick or can
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Our way or the highway
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- We nod our approvals in other ways
- are you helping? or are you in the way?
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- Your smoking can harm others
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Seven words you can say on television
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- we can all just be around other people
- Serendipity can cut both ways
- September has such a feeling
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- the best way to sit at and use your computer
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- No Computer Stands in My Way
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Can computers think?
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- When writers use Latin
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- any way, shape or form
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- this way, that way, the other way, and back
- copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
- Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
- hey why can't we look the other way?
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Sunday brunch lines and other ways to starve
- Look the other way
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- can you cough, speak, or breathe?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- Avoid the Noid
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- Why security experts avoid implementing
- Ejaculation and prostate cancer
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- How to avoid eviction
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
- Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- Be all that you can be
- Out of harm's way
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Can porn appeal to women?
- canned coffee
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- You can eat sushi
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- Ski piss
- Kick The Can
- Trash can basketball
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