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• Be a model or just look like one
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• what great hubris, to choose only one instead of everything
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Who Knows One?
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• Great Old Ones
• sometimes one just had to acknowledge a banana isn't an egg
• I have one whole anus
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• There's one born again every minute
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Eleven or One
• These go to eleven
• They grow up. No one told me.
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• just one second hold (user)
• one thing just tears him down
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• Just One Of Those Days
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Famous people with only one testicle
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Ms Blithe tours the great stereotypes of the world, part one.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The Great Wise One (user)
• There is only ONE God
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Words that only have one context
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• One of the guys
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Just one more
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• it's just one of those nights..
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Just One
• There is only one season in Houston
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• And then one day you wake up
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• to know one's onions
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• every secret thing was made by some one
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• one great love
• The Great One
• One Night Only
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• one and only (user)
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• the only one (user)
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• That one guy (user)
• The Only Ones
• That One Guy
• One up
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
• Let's get just one thing straight
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• There is only one electron
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Cooking for One
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• One lump or two?
• Just For One (user)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• one bald guy (user)
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• One year, just.
• To the world you're just one person
• One who knows does not speak
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• There can be only one
• Pull one's leg
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• I liked the one with the whales
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• No one knows my plan
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Tango for One Legged People
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Great One
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The four great ones
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake

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