Findings:
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- order by numbers
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- You and I have power supplies
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- Astro City #5
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- When living we have need of Death
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
- you have everything you need
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Number needed to treat
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- General Order number 11
- My Shepherd will supply my need
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- My roommates have ordered throwing stars
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- FAX
- fax machine
- Fax from Sarajevo
- Fax machine practical joke
- fax forward
- junk fax
- fax (user)
- Faxed
- Don't write faxes with red pen!
- Faxe Kondi
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- I have seen the elephant
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Supply teacher
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
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