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• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• the correspondence between closed sets for the Zariski topology and radical ideals in the polynomial ring
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I don't have a television set
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Many have died; you also will die.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Sun Will Set
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Have brain, will travel
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• She Will Have Her Way
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• you have to be close to catch it
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Alarm Will Sound
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• I will stitch your heart together with filthy twine and sex
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• because I have given up any care
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• you have perfect teeth
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• closed set
• Questions we will never have answers to
• we have to talk
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The sound of his voice
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.

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