Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a miserable, fatalistic nihilist who scares the living crap out of the poor little monster"

• Flying scares the crap out of me
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• crap out
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• archy speaks out against killing the poor
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Who Are We Living For?
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• scroll of scare monster
• Starving in the greenhouse
• a little boat made out of a bus ticket
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Who Sell Out
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Those who hunt monsters
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Little Monster
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• natural crap
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Meaningful useless crap
• Baby name books are crap
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• Crap Hound
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• Is this poetry or crap?
• farm craps
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• Crap (user)
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Craps No More
• Raise the crap
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• What a load of crap
• Fatalistic
• little
• Little Bo Peep
• Little Richard
• Little numbers on a piece of paper
• Little Big Man
• The Brave Little Toaster
• Little Amsterdam
• little old ladies
• Little Darlings
• Little Voice
• Little Red Riding Hood
• three little words
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries
• Silly Little Mail Reader
• You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
• Little Boy
• Little Earthquakes
• Little Boy Blue
• Little House on the Prairie
• Little Indian, Big City
• little things
• little timmy (user)
• What are little girls made of?
• little black book
• Little Baby Nothing
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• our own little patch of dixie
• The Little Vagabond
• The Little Black Boy
• Killing Little Grandpa
• Little Anthony and the Imperials
• Little, Big
• merry little poem
• that little thing inside
• Little Creatures
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• little children
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• little green army men
• little finger
• Little Italy
• little buddy
• A Little Cloud - 3
• A Little Cloud - 4
• My Little Pony
• Little Hans
• I've got a little list
• The Littles
• The little death
• pitter patter of little feet
• little plastic swords
• little paper umbrella
• Little red book
• I'm a little ICBM
• The Little Red Hen
• Little Altars Everywhere
• Thank you very little
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• The little grates at the top of my bedroom walls
• Jump, Little Children
• You are lost in a maze of twisty little standards, all different
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• little boxes
• a little thought for college kids
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Shed a Little Tear
• Little Rocker
• The Ugly Little Boy
• Little Old Chinese Ladies
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Little Caesar's
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• I am a little world made cunningly
• Dreamy little humans
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Ten Little Indians
• The Story of The Little Hunchback
• Five Little Pigs
• Hush Little Baby
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I Had a Little Nut Tree

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