Findings:
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- Have you ever made a just man?
- these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have failed
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- Man is greater than "god"
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- These papers do not show what I have done
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- Go then. There are other worlds than these.
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- The God That Failed
- Failed to create empty
- fail with pride
- Lia Fail
- How to write an English paper and fail
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- Grunge did not fail and is not dead
- Education has failed
- Failed eBusiness collectibles
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- How the US failed in China
- Music journalists are failed musicians
- first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
- What to do when your brakes fail
- As I Rise You FaIl (user)
- Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
- Senses Fail
- I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- failed state
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- senses fail (user)
- The race calling itself 'human' fails
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- A time to fail
- You fail at sex
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Wang Cock Fail
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
- EPIC FAIL
- set up to fail
- TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- Words fail me
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
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