Findings:
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- you would have been
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You stole what they would have given you
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I would like to have emotions
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- What pornos would have us believe
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- he would have cried
- Bernie would have won
- he would have laughed
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You are not expected to understand this
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Why are men always expected to make the first move?
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- expected family contribution
- expected value
- Infinite expected value
- The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
- I could not expect a single surprise
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Not What You Expected
- I don't expect
- What's expected of us
- it went exactly as she expected
- expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- What did you expect?
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- You mean the me that you would be
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
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