Findings:

• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I'm Going Crazy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• What does art do?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm the screen, I work at night
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Why e-commerce does not work
• fog machine
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm Going Home
• Does recycling work? (e2poll)
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Do you work here?
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Our work and why we do it
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• we have a lot of work to do
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Why Viral Marketing does not work
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• A&W Mug
• Aw (user)
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• The right thing to do
• DOS memory management
• Do your homework.
• Do the math
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Just Do It
• Tae Kwon Do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Your Method Works
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Do something
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What Germans do best
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What your keyboard's "Windows keys" do in Windows
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Why men like women's breasts
• do it
• What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Teach Yourself Scheme: S DOS batch files in Scheme
• Do You Believe
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• dos dedos mis amigos

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