Findings:

• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I was me before being me was cool.
• With him it was always like
• Alice's body art was unique
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Cybersex before it was cool
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Before the World was Made
• It was better before they came
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Before Time Was
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Before you, there was me
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I was Chris to him
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What the hell was she thinking?
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• There was a time before
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• It was a dark and stormy night
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• my body has taken over my thinking
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
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• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• No shit, there I was
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• God was created in man's image
• Before Thinking
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was promised flying cars
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Concrete, Washington
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• There was a rose that faded young
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Lando was supposed to die
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I was going to marry Marty
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The Walrus was Paul
• the seven hills of Rome
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• Trompe
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• It was you, Atthis
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Man was created in God's image
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was into them after they were hip
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• There was a young lady of Riga
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• I was never any good at maths at school
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I was a homeless bum
• What was the question?
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• It was not a dream
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• The Thinking of the Body
• Descartes was wrong
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Kilroy was here
• Music was better in the old days
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• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Was (Not Was)
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• 'T was
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Vancouver, Washington
• That was a joke, son.
• There was once a Man
• When I was your age
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The world was designed for giant squid
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• It was all God's fault
• I was searching glass
• I was looking for you
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?

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