Findings:

• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• they carry but they do not understand
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• They are all pretty but fading.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I look so forward to breaking you
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If you would be so kind
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• The Ten Commandments revised
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• It's so cool to be denied
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• But what are they really thinking?
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• They came together so as to form one whole
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• So they caught Santa Claus
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They did so because they believed they could.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• and but so
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The River looks so good tonight
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Your accent is so cool
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Would you just look at this thing
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They looked at everything and savored everything.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm

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