Dearest Horrorquest,
(TYPE WRITER FONT)
I'm afraid I haven't
posted a node all month.
(Get it? Afraid?)
SHAME! SHAMEFUL! DISGRACE! FORSOOOO
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/ / VERY HARD
/ / TO GROW INDOORS
/ / WITHOUT AT SOME POINT
| / GETTING THE LITTLE BARBS
\__/ IN YOUR SKIN IN YOUR SKIN
OOOTH!I?NFORMATION AGE
I HOPE THESE LINKS DO NOT BREAK
AS DID THE SPINES OF THOSE WHO:
STOOD IN THE WAY OF THE CACTAUR
"Oh my god that is a very large
c a r y o p h y l l a l e
with facial hair i am drunk"
---dionarapthevicious@youtube.com
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY IS
YOU MUST GO TO THE STORE
AND BUY THE LATEST ISSUE
OF my skin is boiling
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LIVE *#* *
100 ***#***
YEARS * *#*
***** BUT I AM
* * NOT SURE ABOUT
*** * IN CAPTIVITY
WHERE ALL THE CACTUS ARE
AND HOW MANY OF THEM---.
| (MALE + FEMALE)
(where they |
are from | THEY CONTAIN WATER
CAN YOU COUNT THE CACTUS
NO YOU CAN NOT
OR IS IT !!
(wait until after the punchline!)
ALTER NEEDLE TO PROCEED TO FACE
-> 9999 DAMAGE
IS THIS FRIGHTENING TO YOU?
DO YOU FEAR THIS
GREAT EVIL
UH
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\ / ORDINARY
_______\_____/______ HOUSEPLANT
With apologies,
rncmplx
P.S. I stopped by to water your plants
and you were sleeping so I just
watched for a bit.