Findings:
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How come we never dated?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- to-morrow come never
- Born, never asked
- She Thinks in Harmony
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
- She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- How clear she shines
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- How's she goin', by
- come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
- We never asked to be babysitters
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- So How Come
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Will Night Never Come?
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- If you never go to sleep, tomorrow never comes
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- Never underestimate Old Ladies
- I never told you she stole my heart
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- The train never did come that day
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- How did we come to this?
- She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How old are you?
- How she saw the moon
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- she does not know how much I need this
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How's she cutting?
- How To Think About God
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I think that I shall never see
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- That moment before she asked
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- You never think it will be the ducks
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
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