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• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• The monk and his cat
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• up his own arse
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Cowboy BeBop at his computer
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Giving a cat oral medication
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• His version was better
• I cried in his arms
• his cat must have died
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• Picked his bones in whispers
• His Dark Materials
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Bless his Heart
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Ass and His Driver
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• On His Blindness
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• His Name Is Alive
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• The Man and His Wife
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• his throbbing manhood
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• His Desire
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• drop a piano on his head
• His hips know the original dance
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His Fraudulency
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• To His Coy Mistress
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• How Pac-Man got his name
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• Forgetting his life away
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• How the King Changed His Mind
• His chocolate stained lips
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• de Molay recanted his confession
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Atom and His Package
• The Eagle and His Captor
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• His Royal Highness
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• Pascal on his deathbed
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• how Wiener found his way home
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• Toward his impossible light
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• His 'N' Hers
• Kissing a man all over his face
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I went to visit his grave
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• Requiem for What's His Name
• His Toniness
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• A Boy and His Blob
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• He flops over and bonks his head
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• his
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• A Boy and His Dog
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• His girlfriend
• too big for his britches
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Spinning in his grave
• To Each His Own
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Brazier and His Dog
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• The Ass and His Masters
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him

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