Findings:
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- You just don't get it
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't want to get over you
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- Do It or Die
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- I don't know what to do with you
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Do or do not, there is no try
- emotions others don't get to see
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I don't believe in anything
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- I don't know what else to do
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Stoned music memories
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- You don't get a song
- I don't get it
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Why do you want to get married?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Craving a smoke
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- You, standing
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- How do you get there?
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Do I stay or run away?
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Rape committed by women
- Don't do that then!
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
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