Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- That's Just How He Was
- Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
- Live Era '87-'93
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- He just left his body
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- He just looks
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- It's just the way that he walks
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Don't Go Out the Door
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- he just died
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He don't know
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Fucking A
- Fucking Åmål
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Don't Make Me Think
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- why don't you just?
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- The difference between fucking and making love
- I smile just because you exist
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Don't write faxes with red pen!
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- because it wasn't just the air
- Rape committed by women
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because they never bothered to really do
- fucking eh
- Good old fashioned fucking
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I don't rewrite my poetry
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- just because
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I write because I cannot speak
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Problems with E2 user poetry
- I don't feel gay
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- You just don't get it
- We don't make good wives
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
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