Findings:

• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• everyone needs an angry love story
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• There was no one waiting for me...
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Tell me a story
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• stop calling me
• A great thought
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Stop killing me now
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about brains
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Please stop annoying me
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• her arms around me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The Great Pumpkin That Never Arrived
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Tell me a story about elephants
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• I was a homeless bum
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Never Let Me Down Again
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Stop looking at me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• If you told me this never happened
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• This node was made for you and me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• u'll never know me (user)
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Never Let Me Go
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about drains
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• everyone is the hero of their own story
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• being a kid was great
• What if everyone was gay?
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• The Great Grand E2 Dork Story (collaboration)
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Tell me a story about trains
• All around me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Your husband was a great man
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Tell me a story about rains
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• stop picking on me
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Nothing can stop me now
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Tell me a story about flowers
• I've Never Been to Me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• tell me a story about lesbians
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Before you, there was me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.

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