Findings:
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- some say he was never here at all
- he calls me girly (user)
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- When he became an old man
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He Was Only Joking
- He'll never know what he's missing
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- He was found
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- I married him because he was not mean
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- All he left her was alone
- Why won't he call?
- He never returned
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- That's Just How He Was
- he was a punk poet himself
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- More than he was willing to give
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- At least he was gentle
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He called me Sarah once
- he calls me monster
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He never looked back
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He Was a Crook
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Summer never answers when you call
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He called around 5:30
- making certain he was touching her
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He Never Died
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- "Fill it in", he said.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He (user)
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- he says
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Surely he would remember this
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- What He Suffered
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He Hate Me
- mad he (user)
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- great things he has taught us
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- So, he's leaving
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He and she are one
- He and She
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He died on a Sunday morning
- "Shut up," he explained
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He loves me, he loves me not
- he'
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The Man He Killed
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He Hudas not pay
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- he just died
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He who controls the past controls the future
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- H.E. Roscoe
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He says she says
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He fled
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He's a good guy friend
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Even my faults he adores
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Yi he quan
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
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