Findings:
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He had something to say. He said it.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- And yet he continues to sit there
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- he had a dream
- King George he had a Date
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- he would have cried
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- he would have laughed
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- and now forever frozen in time he
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He's been places they have not.
- as if he didn't exist
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- You'd better sit down
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Computers have no sense of time
- Kill time before it kills you
- I've been dead a long time
- a frozen corpse, a pile of rags, an assortment of bones. i sit down, next in line.
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Kids have no concept of time
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Dead people I have known
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- They didn't have the heart
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- during down time at E2
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I had pleasant times as well
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- if you have had your midnights
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I have had enough of Survivor
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- Before Time Was
- A Love Before Time
- Long Haired Preachers
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- You have far too much time on your hands
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- In the time you have
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Before time takes each year
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- dead time
- Like kicking dead whales down the beach
- before either of us had to turn away
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I've had you here before
- The cathedrals that didn't fall down
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- sit down
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I had a really good time tonight
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- The Land Before Time
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Questions I have had today
- I didn't always have this cool job
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- We have had enough of your beige
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
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