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why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
he doesn't talk
He just left his body
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He flops over and bonks his head
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
I saved his life. He does not know it.
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He made a way to his anger
A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
he is too shy to write his tale
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
He weaves his words
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
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He said, expecting the answer no
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's Gone
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
Song of the Sorceress
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
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BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
More than he was willing to give
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
mad he (user)
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Our God, He Is Alive
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He never looked back
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
I married him because he was not mean
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
he kissed me for a year and a half
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
HES
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
I didn't say he ate your dog
He searches
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He brings me books like flowers
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He will bring us goodness and light
He called around 5:30
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
HES 5 Game Multi-cart
HES Single Pirate Cart
HES 4 Game Multi-cart
He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch

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