Findings:
- There is a different time scale
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Counting from Ten and Other Stories
- Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Making up (stories) for lost time
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- Improving your chess game
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- Come Up From the Fields Father
- The week of Seven Airports, two train stations, and thirteen time zones
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- From the Centre of Town to the Other Pass
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Somebody Blew Up America
- There is something about airports and bus terminals
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Guerilla Aphorisms From Schiphol Airport
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- How to steal from your work
- Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
- qanat get there from here
- Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Exporting Wavefront Objects from Lightwave 5.5 to Other Software Packages
- Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Getting a site banned from Google
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- An Evening Among Headhunters and Other Reports From Roads Less Traveled
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How to jump into water from a height
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How to node from work
- Getting free computer parts
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- My computer blew up
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I Blew Up The United States
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- How far are you from anything?
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Love forsakes us from time to time, and we forsake love.
- Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Up From Slavery
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How to prevent records from warping
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- London Stansted Airport
- An American in Tours
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Stories from The World (category)
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- Up From The Downvote
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- You can't get there from here
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Almost getting cut from the team
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
- Getting free pizza
- How to remove roommates from showers
- Another True Story, from Gypsie
- Removing wax from clothing
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- walk away from time
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Missing your flight from the other side of the planet
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- How to get DC power from AC
- Stories from the Barber Shop
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Pictures from Brueghel and other poems
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
- How to make money from the internet
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- Summer as seen from a third story porch
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- The difficulty of spelling words from other languages
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to stop a urinal from running
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Aromatherapy from ancient times
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- How to wean kids from TV
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
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