Findings:
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- An American in Tours
- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
- How Dare I Ask
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Life and How to Live It
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to abolish one of the United States
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Café or coffee shop? How the game is changing.
- How to change your life
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- she does not know how much I need this
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How does one love the dead?
- How Important is One Vote?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to herd people in public
- How to build an emergency bat
- How do you make a life matter?
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- How to fake your own life
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to unclip a bra with one hand
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- Life is one big misunderstanding
- Your Money or Your Life
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- One life
- One step closer to life
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How to ruin someone's life
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Truth or Dare
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How one man could control the Senate
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to clap with one hand
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to paste one person's face over another
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- How to project one vector onto another
- One Man Asked In Anger
- Master key
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- You, standing
- Crossing one eye
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- 206
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Solemn as One by One
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Don't ask me about the half life of love
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.
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