Findings:

• Sex in a small car
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How to have lesbian sex
• Sex with a chicken
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How to "Have People"
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How long have you known?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You, standing
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How we have grown apart
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• How to attract the opposite sex
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How to write sex and violence - tastefully
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How to have an out of body experience
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• How we could still have a President Trump
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• How to Sell Sex Stories
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• how to bring up sex in a conversation
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How the mighty have fallen
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How could you ever have enough?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Animals people have sex with
• Beer For Dolphins
• Dolphin
• The Monkey and the Dolphin
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Tuna nets catch dolphins
• Bottlenose dolphin
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The Ugly Dolphin
• Digital Dolphins in the Dance of Biz
• swimming with dolphins
• Ganges River Dolphin
• The Day of the Dolphin
• Dolphin Glide
• war dolphin
• USS Dolphin
• DOLPHIN (user)
• bottle-nosed dolphin
• Dolphins Stadium
• River dolphin
• Vision in bottlenose dolphins
• Have Blue (user)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Let them have Festivas
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have this delusion

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