Findings:
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How to herd people in public
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- She could not live with or without him
- Battles without Honor or Humanity
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to shave your armpits
- How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Swimming pool injury
- how to toast nuts
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to exit FreeCell without losing the game
- How to start a fire without matches
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How do vampires shave?
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- An American in Tours
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- 206
- You, standing
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
- How to floss without hurting your fingers
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Navigation without map or compass
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Without hope or agenda
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Do I Live
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- The accidental tourist
- accidental overdose
- The dilettante's accidental immortality
- the accidental beauty of the industrial district
- Accidental Culprits: The Arrested Works of Helmut Mutt
- Accidental Discrimination
- Accidental Dystopic Imagery Aboard Public Transit
- Accidental suicide
- The Accidental Time Machine
- Accidental recipe
- Accidental Rape
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
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