Findings:
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- but don't take my word for it
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Being a dickhead
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I'm not racist but...
- I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- You say you love; but with a voice
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- words are cheap, but silence is a steal
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
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