Findings:

• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have no idea!! (user)
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Heart, have no pity
• Computers have no sense of time
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have no faith in your God
• No, I don't have channel 11
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• How long have you known?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have no hair
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• How to "Have People"
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Where the streets have no name
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• You, standing
• They have no bones.
• I have no complaint
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Californians have no soul
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• How to have lesbian sex
• How we could still have a President Trump
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How could you ever have enough?
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Our calendars have no meaning
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Atheists have no support group
• How the mighty have fallen
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How we have grown apart
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no power over me
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Fish have no concept of fire
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Words Have No Meaning
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Sex with a chicken
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• How to have an out of body experience
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Sex in a small car
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others

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