Findings:
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Trying to be friends
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- So you want to be a star?
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- So you want to be a waitress
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- trying to be a feminist
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't want to be successful
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- lost, or trying to be
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- So you want to be a DJ?
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I don't want to be alone
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- So you want to be evil
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Trying desperately to be cool
- So you want to be a composer
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Information wants to be free
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- To do is to be
- Don't Be Evil
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- I want to be the air around you.
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- so be it
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- I wanted to be
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I am blind when I want to be
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I just want to be friends
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- If I could be someone
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- I want to be caught
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- All I ever wanted to be
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- i want to be a dj
- What the American people want politics to be
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- I just want to be a drummer
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Information wants to be paid
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- You're too young to be so old
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Information wants to be deleted
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- So mote it be
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- You could be so delicious
- I Want to Be Inside You
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- Want to be a lawyer?
- don't be absurd (user)
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I want to be a muse
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- Don't be sad
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
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