Findings:
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- What is it like to have a soul?
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
- Like church only bigger
- the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Only Angels Have Wings
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- It looks like you are writing a letter
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- Look siad me Be like me
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Words that only have one context
- We Looked Like Giants
- And then God laughed like Hell
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
- I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- He Looked Like the Summer
- The only thing that I look forward to is my own death.
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Women only like me for my mind
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- the only comfort we could ever have
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- Never look like you're staring
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- What it's like to have cancer
- This isn't what it looks like
- What did Jesus look like?
- My washcloth is like my vagina
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- You look sane, motionless like that
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
- and the people look like flowers at last
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- Likely ignorable. Like a large penis.
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- only then will we be safe from each other
- then only the soil harbors angry blood
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- I would like to have emotions
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Penis for a day
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Tools everyone should have
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- What it's like to have a community
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- curved penis
- The Internet is like crack, only worse
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- it looks like rain
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
- What do theorems look like?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- This is What Democracy Looks Like
- Looks Like Rain
- A body that looks like a battlefield
- Be a model or just look like one
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
- Did you mean for it to look like this?
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
- If you have a penis, this is important information!
- The tattoo phenomenon
- The Vagina Film Game
- you can't have it both ways
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